Hello new friends being nursed,
I’m truly sorry for being late.
This consultation is my very first,
I’m so grateful to participate.
Though I have to start by declaring,
I might be your most difficult patient.
Countless of cops are despairing,
Since looking through my basement.
It’s not a sight you’d want to see,
Not the nicest place to intrude.
But I swear you can still trust me,
Even with my paranoid attitude.
Hello Doctor Millie Mark,
Would you like to spend a penny?
There is a fountain in the new park,
I’ll meet you there after getting Jenny.
Then we can all play in the shed,
You can brush Jenny’s long hair.
I might let you peek under my bed,
If you promise not to run anywhere.
After seeing what’s portraying,
Don’t you dare to go off dishing.
Did you notice, when we were playing,
That Jenny’s body had been missing?
Hello all my fellow peeps,
Please don’t say I’m collecting heads.
It always gives my doctor the creeps,
I’ll be forced to take my stupid meds.
The only thing that helps me cope,
Is my friend Ann giving me hope.
But Ann hasn’t moved for a week,
Her body is now my precious antique.
My brand new spatula is her feet,
And her lean torso is my warm sheet.
She wanted to model, so I take her pics,
Then I use her fingers as my chopsticks.
Hello my old teachers,
I know you think I’m cruel.
I can read it on your features,
Guess I’ll shoot up the whole school.
But I’ll take Edward’s body home,
And keep him as my own treasure.
His brown hair, I'll gently comb,
Before putting him in my dresser.
I’ll take his organs out for dinner,
Stir the mixture to be thinner.
Then I’ll demonstrate disaster,
Soon you’ll all call me your master.
